1 00:01:47,229 --> 00:01:48,663 Remember, you don't do anything. 2 00:01:48,863 --> 00:01:50,499 Just scout it out. 3 00:01:50,732 --> 00:01:53,435 First sign of anything, you come grab me. We clear? 4 00:01:53,702 --> 00:01:55,637 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I got this. 5 00:01:56,971 --> 00:01:58,173 If I find something, I come out and call you. 6 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:00,342 I know, I got it. - Good. 7 00:02:00,609 --> 00:02:01,343 Okay. 8 00:02:29,571 --> 00:02:31,706 Oh, shit. 9 00:02:31,906 --> 00:02:35,244 I found it. I found it. 10 00:02:35,444 --> 00:02:38,380 Negative. If you have confirmation, retreat. 11 00:02:38,647 --> 00:02:40,382 - I'm going in. - Negative. 12 00:02:40,582 --> 00:02:42,851 If you have confirmation, retreat. 13 00:02:48,523 --> 00:02:51,560 Lucas. Lucas. 14 00:02:53,094 --> 00:02:55,730 Ah. 15 00:03:38,507 --> 00:03:42,176 Adrian, Adrian. I got her, I got her. 16 00:03:44,045 --> 00:03:44,946 Hello? 17 00:03:49,217 --> 00:03:50,619 I hear something. 18 00:03:52,220 --> 00:03:53,722 I hear something. 19 00:04:10,439 --> 00:04:11,373 Lucas? 20 00:04:17,679 --> 00:04:18,580 Lost him. 21 00:04:22,050 --> 00:04:24,118 Another night is gone. 22 00:07:05,346 --> 00:07:07,081 Marcus, is that you? 23 00:07:08,883 --> 00:07:11,653 Yeah, it's me. 24 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:13,988 Come a little, come a little closer, son. 25 00:07:14,188 --> 00:07:16,658 You remember Aidan? He works for me. 26 00:07:16,858 --> 00:07:19,628 - Yeah, course. - Marcus. 27 00:07:19,794 --> 00:07:20,629 I'll give you guys some time. 28 00:07:20,895 --> 00:07:22,263 Okay. 29 00:07:22,430 --> 00:07:25,433 And there you are. My boy. 30 00:07:27,769 --> 00:07:30,905 There's something I gotta tell you. 31 00:07:31,072 --> 00:07:32,674 I've needed to tell you this for a long time. 32 00:07:34,743 --> 00:07:36,477 What is it? 33 00:07:36,645 --> 00:07:39,347 There's a small group that's been around for centuries 34 00:07:39,548 --> 00:07:42,851 known as The Knights Society. 35 00:07:44,586 --> 00:07:46,988 And their main job is to protect. 36 00:07:49,658 --> 00:07:52,994 They seek out and destroy the undead, 37 00:07:53,161 --> 00:07:56,130 banish them back to Hell. 38 00:07:57,431 --> 00:07:59,634 Sounds like one of the comic books I'm reading. 39 00:07:59,901 --> 00:08:03,605 Don't laugh, depending on the comic book, 40 00:08:03,772 --> 00:08:06,541 there are codes from the Society 41 00:08:06,741 --> 00:08:10,178 that indicate orders to be carried out. 42 00:08:12,146 --> 00:08:15,717 And I need to tell you about your birthright. 43 00:08:18,186 --> 00:08:20,822 Shit, Dad, was I adopted? 44 00:08:20,989 --> 00:08:22,691 No. 45 00:08:22,957 --> 00:08:25,359 No. You are my blood. 46 00:08:27,596 --> 00:08:28,396 What's this? 47 00:08:30,331 --> 00:08:31,966 That's the coin of a knight. 48 00:08:36,504 --> 00:08:38,406 Open this. Open it. 49 00:08:38,673 --> 00:08:40,508 Easy, easy, easy 50 00:08:40,675 --> 00:08:41,643 with that stuff. 51 00:08:43,511 --> 00:08:45,914 That's been around for three generations. 52 00:08:46,180 --> 00:08:47,749 That's all about your bloodline. 53 00:08:51,519 --> 00:08:53,154 Now I know that you like to collect all kinds 54 00:08:53,321 --> 00:08:55,423 of really cool stuff for your bar. 55 00:08:58,159 --> 00:08:58,993 Who's this? 56 00:09:01,730 --> 00:09:03,865 Ah, just keep reading, keep reading. 57 00:09:04,032 --> 00:09:05,667 Read. Go on. 58 00:09:14,876 --> 00:09:16,945 I, I don't know what I'm reading here. 59 00:09:17,145 --> 00:09:19,447 What are you trying to tell me, Dad? 60 00:09:19,714 --> 00:09:23,952 That's all about your great-great-grandfather. 61 00:09:26,354 --> 00:09:27,889 Uh, no shit? 62 00:09:29,891 --> 00:09:31,525 Wow, ah... 63 00:09:33,261 --> 00:09:34,462 I've never heard anything 64 00:09:34,663 --> 00:09:37,265 about your side of the family. 65 00:09:37,531 --> 00:09:38,633 And I, I tried to do a family tree 66 00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:40,068 a few years ago for your birthday. 67 00:09:40,234 --> 00:09:41,736 I couldn't find anything. - Oh. 68 00:09:42,003 --> 00:09:44,038 I learned that Mom's side were bootleggers 69 00:09:44,205 --> 00:09:46,207 from Kansas City. 70 00:09:46,374 --> 00:09:48,877 My side were knights. 71 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,746 And just keep reading. Check that out. 72 00:09:53,614 --> 00:09:57,118 I wanna leave this world knowing 73 00:09:57,285 --> 00:10:01,122 that you understand what I'm telling you. 74 00:10:04,425 --> 00:10:06,494 Oh, you got me. 75 00:10:06,761 --> 00:10:08,830 This is about Dr. A. Van Helsing. 76 00:10:11,700 --> 00:10:15,837 And about the Society that our family formed. 77 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,774 Ah, um, I'm not following. 78 00:10:20,041 --> 00:10:21,342 What does Van Helsing have to do with me? 79 00:10:21,609 --> 00:10:25,446 And, and what's, what's the Knight Society? 80 00:10:25,714 --> 00:10:29,117 He was your great-great-grandfather. 81 00:10:31,119 --> 00:10:33,087 What? 82 00:10:33,254 --> 00:10:35,824 The fictional character in the monster novels? 83 00:10:35,990 --> 00:10:42,430 Yes. Yeah, fiction is most often based in truth. 84 00:10:42,663 --> 00:10:44,132 Dad, just because we have similar sounding names 85 00:10:44,298 --> 00:10:46,701 does not mean that-- - "Von Helsin" 86 00:10:46,901 --> 00:10:48,703 was "Van Helsing." 87 00:10:52,406 --> 00:10:53,808 What are you telling me? 88 00:10:54,075 --> 00:10:55,944 When they came through Ellis Island, 89 00:10:57,812 --> 00:10:59,447 they thought it was a misprint, 90 00:11:01,282 --> 00:11:03,852 and they really couldn't understand 91 00:11:04,018 --> 00:11:05,854 his heavy Dutch accent, 92 00:11:06,988 --> 00:11:12,060 so the name was altered forever. 93 00:11:14,662 --> 00:11:19,734 "Van Helsing" became "Von Helsin." 94 00:11:22,336 --> 00:11:23,972 You're serious? 95 00:11:24,138 --> 00:11:25,039 Yes. 96 00:11:26,707 --> 00:11:29,643 That is your great-great-grandfather, 97 00:11:29,811 --> 00:11:30,711 Van Helsing. And that other picture 98 00:11:30,879 --> 00:11:35,416 is a man that we believe 99 00:11:35,616 --> 00:11:39,053 killed your great-great-grandfather. 100 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:43,724 Son, our family has been in the hunting game for centuries 101 00:11:45,894 --> 00:11:48,196 - Vampire hunters? - Yeah. 102 00:11:48,362 --> 00:11:50,832 All those stories you heard, they're true. 103 00:11:50,999 --> 00:11:52,066 He was a hunter. 104 00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:56,771 And, um, I've just been waiting for the right time 105 00:11:56,971 --> 00:11:59,373 to, ah, to share all this with you. 106 00:12:02,176 --> 00:12:06,114 So you're saying that my great-great-grandfather 107 00:12:06,314 --> 00:12:09,050 is the famous vampire hunter, Van Helsing? 108 00:12:09,217 --> 00:12:10,684 Yes. 109 00:12:10,852 --> 00:12:12,586 Uh, written about in the damn horror novels? 110 00:12:12,753 --> 00:12:14,355 Yes. 111 00:12:14,522 --> 00:12:17,025 And we come from a long generation of hunters? 112 00:12:17,191 --> 00:12:18,092 Yes. 113 00:12:21,329 --> 00:12:23,932 And I'm a Van Helsing? 114 00:12:24,198 --> 00:12:28,436 No, you're a Von Helsin without the G. 115 00:12:35,209 --> 00:12:39,047 Okay, so, ah, now what? 116 00:12:40,448 --> 00:12:42,984 That coin is now your birthright, 117 00:12:46,554 --> 00:12:50,624 and someday you'll share that with your blood. 118 00:12:54,195 --> 00:12:57,899 Do you want me to, to hunt vampires? 119 00:13:03,537 --> 00:13:06,240 Revenge, extinguish 120 00:13:07,308 --> 00:13:09,844 all of them. 121 00:13:15,316 --> 00:13:16,084 That man. 122 00:13:18,586 --> 00:13:24,425 He's identified by the Society as Michael Connor, 123 00:13:24,592 --> 00:13:27,461 and the man who killed your great-great-grandfather. 124 00:13:32,766 --> 00:13:35,703 Aidan will help you get settled. 125 00:13:38,272 --> 00:13:39,340 Son, 126 00:13:47,281 --> 00:13:49,717 carrying out this tradition 127 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:57,191 is God's will. 128 00:14:03,197 --> 00:14:04,132 Dad. 129 00:14:06,167 --> 00:14:07,735 Dad. 130 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,647 - What are you doing? - Hi, Mom. 131 00:16:33,914 --> 00:16:35,916 - One sec. - Tell Aunt Julie I said hi. 132 00:16:36,117 --> 00:16:37,151 How did you know it was me? 133 00:16:37,351 --> 00:16:38,652 'Cause I have caller id. 134 00:16:38,852 --> 00:16:40,554 Oh, yes, the caller ID. 135 00:16:40,821 --> 00:16:43,191 Why do you waste your money on things like that? 136 00:16:43,457 --> 00:16:45,259 I don't. It comes with the phone. 137 00:16:45,459 --> 00:16:47,161 - Does mine? - Yes. 138 00:16:47,428 --> 00:16:49,563 Along with a bunch of other things that you don't use. 139 00:16:49,763 --> 00:16:51,265 Oh, really? 140 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,134 Before I forget, are you coming up this weekend 141 00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:54,602 for the family retreat? 142 00:16:54,802 --> 00:16:56,870 You said you might. - No, I can't. 143 00:16:57,037 --> 00:16:59,407 I have a few things to handle for work. Sorry. 144 00:16:59,607 --> 00:17:00,974 What do you have to handle? 145 00:17:01,209 --> 00:17:03,711 More dates with strange men? Please. 146 00:17:03,977 --> 00:17:05,713 You might find a nice man at the retreat. 147 00:17:05,979 --> 00:17:09,250 Someone who will accept you for who you are. 148 00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:13,053 Mom, I'm good. It's part of my job. 149 00:17:13,221 --> 00:17:15,889 I go on the dates and then I blog about them afterwards. 150 00:17:16,157 --> 00:17:18,292 Sounds like a stupid way to find a man. 151 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:19,993 Who pays for these so-called dates? 152 00:17:20,228 --> 00:17:22,530 And how do you make money with this bogging? 153 00:17:23,397 --> 00:17:24,932 I'm worried about you. 154 00:17:25,199 --> 00:17:27,735 Listen to your mother and come to the retreat. 155 00:17:28,001 --> 00:17:31,205 - It's called blogging. - What is? 156 00:17:31,372 --> 00:17:33,707 My job, Mom. It's what I do. 157 00:17:33,974 --> 00:17:36,043 Mom, I have people that pay me to do this. 158 00:17:36,210 --> 00:17:37,745 This is a real job. 159 00:17:38,011 --> 00:17:40,148 Go out with strange men? 160 00:17:40,348 --> 00:17:43,551 Sounds like one of those escorts. Contessa. 161 00:17:44,552 --> 00:17:46,720 You're not an escort, right? 162 00:17:46,987 --> 00:17:48,522 No, I am not an escort, 163 00:17:48,689 --> 00:17:51,292 but I am totally miserable with what I received 164 00:17:51,492 --> 00:17:52,760 from your side of the family. 165 00:17:53,026 --> 00:17:54,762 Tessie, don't say that. 166 00:17:55,028 --> 00:17:56,096 You know how many people would 167 00:17:56,330 --> 00:17:57,131 love to have what you have? 168 00:17:58,332 --> 00:18:00,834 Yeah, I'm sure. Mom, I have to go. 169 00:18:01,034 --> 00:18:02,603 You need to come to this retreat. 170 00:18:02,836 --> 00:18:05,339 Just think, you could meet your soulmate. 171 00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,141 Just the way I met your father. 172 00:18:07,341 --> 00:18:11,779 Um, I cannot do that, but I can send Laura. 173 00:18:12,045 --> 00:18:14,982 Laura? You know that child doesn't have the gift. 174 00:18:15,183 --> 00:18:17,918 The only gift she has is annoyance . 175 00:18:18,186 --> 00:18:20,488 And she gets that from my poor brother. 176 00:18:20,688 --> 00:18:22,890 That's true. Mom, let me call you back. 177 00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:24,258 I have to go. - Okay, dear. 178 00:18:24,525 --> 00:18:27,328 I love you. - Me too, bye. 179 00:18:27,595 --> 00:18:31,465 That's so not true. I have good traits I get from my dad. 180 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,434 What's up, Laura? 181 00:18:33,601 --> 00:18:34,968 I was gonna take you to breakfast. Remember? 182 00:18:35,135 --> 00:18:36,837 Oh, cuz, I can't. I have to do work. 183 00:18:37,104 --> 00:18:39,507 I have too much to do. Can we go tomorrow? 184 00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:41,442 Fine. 185 00:18:41,609 --> 00:18:44,312 Thanks. Do you wanna lock yourself out when you leave? 186 00:18:44,578 --> 00:18:46,180 And she throws me out. 187 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:48,449 You know, you're lucky I love you. 188 00:18:48,716 --> 00:18:49,850 See you tomorrow. 189 00:18:51,719 --> 00:18:53,521 Locked. 190 00:19:42,135 --> 00:19:43,036 Oh. 191 00:19:45,273 --> 00:19:46,173 Let's see. 192 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:50,544 Oh, a date tonight. Perfect. 193 00:19:53,614 --> 00:19:54,982 Steve. 194 00:19:57,117 --> 00:19:59,853 Steve. I like that. 195 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,491 Steve. It's very mature, Steve. 196 00:20:05,459 --> 00:20:07,160 Steve and Tess. 197 00:20:08,529 --> 00:20:10,564 Okay. That's nuts. 198 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:25,613 All right. 199 00:20:25,813 --> 00:20:29,216 "Dear Tess, let's talk about manners. 200 00:20:29,383 --> 00:20:31,452 Why do grown men forget that they were taught this 201 00:20:31,652 --> 00:20:33,521 or should have been at an early age? 202 00:20:36,156 --> 00:20:39,460 My date the entire night was belching various names 203 00:20:39,727 --> 00:20:41,061 at me all night." 204 00:20:41,895 --> 00:20:42,796 What? 205 00:20:48,101 --> 00:20:50,070 Oh no. Okay. 206 00:20:50,338 --> 00:20:53,206 Ew. Okay, first of all, let's break it down. 207 00:20:53,374 --> 00:20:57,578 Belching at the dinner table, that is not cute nor polite. 208 00:21:02,683 --> 00:21:05,052 Some cultures find it respectful to belch after a good meal. 209 00:21:05,218 --> 00:21:07,220 They find it to be complimentary towards the chef. 210 00:21:11,392 --> 00:21:13,994 Okay, I get it, but belching 211 00:21:14,194 --> 00:21:17,230 while saying random names is not cute nor polite. 212 00:21:17,398 --> 00:21:18,298 It's just rude. 213 00:21:22,570 --> 00:21:24,938 Dump him. 214 00:21:25,105 --> 00:21:27,508 I mean, I would've bit his head off. 215 00:21:30,778 --> 00:21:35,248 "Dear Tess, my first date was a bit on the boring side. 216 00:21:35,483 --> 00:21:39,019 He kept talking and all I wanted to do was jump his bones." 217 00:21:40,888 --> 00:21:43,624 Oh my gosh. Settle down, tigress. 218 00:21:43,891 --> 00:21:46,159 A first date should be like a job interview. 219 00:21:46,427 --> 00:21:48,028 Two people finding out if they can get along 220 00:21:48,295 --> 00:21:51,331 and are interested in building something cool together. 221 00:21:53,401 --> 00:21:55,168 Jumping their bones the first night takes away 222 00:21:55,436 --> 00:21:57,104 the mystery and the excitement. 223 00:21:58,105 --> 00:21:59,339 That's what I think. 224 00:21:59,507 --> 00:22:01,775 But you never take your own advice. 225 00:22:22,830 --> 00:22:24,297 - Yo. - Hi, Steve? 226 00:22:25,499 --> 00:22:27,801 - Steve-O, please. - Oh, Steve-O. 227 00:22:29,470 --> 00:22:30,571 I'm sorry. - Hey, who this pretty voice, 228 00:22:30,838 --> 00:22:32,540 sweetheart? - This is Tess 229 00:22:32,806 --> 00:22:34,074 returning your call back tonight. 230 00:22:34,341 --> 00:22:35,843 Oh, yeah. 7:00 PM, Renfield's. 231 00:22:36,109 --> 00:22:37,845 I'll see you there. 232 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,182 Steve-O. 233 00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:43,383 Steve-O. 234 00:22:44,852 --> 00:22:46,186 Steve-O. 235 00:23:17,184 --> 00:23:19,386 Vanessa. 236 00:23:19,553 --> 00:23:23,791 My eyes deceive me, but so much like her. 237 00:23:23,991 --> 00:23:25,425 Mm. I need to take you to my father's place. 238 00:23:25,693 --> 00:23:28,529 You will love it. They have everything. 239 00:23:28,696 --> 00:23:31,098 The chef is pretty unique in what he whips up. 240 00:23:36,369 --> 00:23:37,437 Tell me your name. 241 00:23:41,441 --> 00:23:42,643 It's Trudy. 242 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:00,260 How you doing? Thanks for coming. 243 00:24:00,427 --> 00:24:01,294 I'm, I'm Steve-O. 244 00:24:03,296 --> 00:24:04,665 I beg your pardon? 245 00:24:04,932 --> 00:24:06,734 You just asked me what my name was. 246 00:24:07,735 --> 00:24:08,636 Did I? 247 00:24:12,072 --> 00:24:13,440 Mm. 248 00:24:13,607 --> 00:24:15,275 Nice. Go easy. 249 00:24:15,442 --> 00:24:17,310 You're gonna give me diabetes. 250 00:24:20,213 --> 00:24:21,982 - I can smell your cologne. - Oh, th-thank you. 251 00:24:22,149 --> 00:24:24,117 You like it? It's, you know the Dollar Store? 252 00:24:24,384 --> 00:24:25,819 You, you used to go to Dollar Store, 253 00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:27,454 nothing there, and now you can get everything. 254 00:24:27,621 --> 00:24:29,122 They get the cologne, they get everything 255 00:24:29,389 --> 00:24:30,290 you need there, it's good. - I could smell it 256 00:24:30,558 --> 00:24:31,692 when I walked in the front door. 257 00:24:36,664 --> 00:24:40,801 - More cake? - Mm. 258 00:24:40,968 --> 00:24:42,603 Yeah, you look, you look real nice tonight. 259 00:24:42,770 --> 00:24:44,504 What, what, what is it? Louis, Gucci? 260 00:24:44,672 --> 00:24:45,773 What do you got, what do you got going on here? Huh, huh? 261 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:47,641 - Thank you. - Yeah. 262 00:24:47,808 --> 00:24:49,442 Ah, so we got sangria? 263 00:24:49,677 --> 00:24:51,612 We do, we do. Got sangria, the red wine sangria. 264 00:24:51,779 --> 00:24:53,480 Hey, you, you come here a lot? 265 00:24:53,647 --> 00:24:54,848 - Yes, I do. - You been here before? 266 00:24:55,015 --> 00:24:56,817 Yeah? What do you... 267 00:24:57,084 --> 00:24:59,052 You know, I, I just got some of the piggies in the blanket, 268 00:24:59,252 --> 00:25:00,554 and I don't know about you, 269 00:25:00,754 --> 00:25:02,556 but I got a big side of mustard, 270 00:25:02,756 --> 00:25:05,158 'cause I like putting mustard on the piggies in the blanket. 271 00:25:05,425 --> 00:25:06,994 I like the piggy and the blanket, 272 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,529 and you know, it goes really well, pairs really well 273 00:25:09,697 --> 00:25:11,131 with the garlic cheese bread here. 274 00:25:11,298 --> 00:25:13,634 I've been coming to this place for 15 years, 275 00:25:13,801 --> 00:25:15,202 so I think we're gonna have a real good time. 276 00:25:15,468 --> 00:25:16,804 Oh, and I'm so sorry. 277 00:25:17,037 --> 00:25:18,305 I forgot the, the best part of all this. 278 00:25:18,471 --> 00:25:20,140 I got some shrimp cocktail for you. 279 00:25:20,307 --> 00:25:23,376 And I know you, I know you like the cocktail sauce, 280 00:25:23,543 --> 00:25:27,014 so I got a bunch of cocktail sauce for us to just nibble on. 281 00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:28,982 And we'll talk about each other, talk about you. 282 00:25:29,149 --> 00:25:31,418 I wanna know a lot about you. I don't, I'm talking a lot. 283 00:25:31,685 --> 00:25:33,420 I'm talking a lot. I know I'm talking a lot. 284 00:25:33,621 --> 00:25:35,522 I'm gonna let you talk 'cause I wanna hear about your life. 285 00:25:35,689 --> 00:25:37,057 I know you're, you're a blogger, 286 00:25:37,290 --> 00:25:40,327 real interested in the blogging that you do. 287 00:26:40,187 --> 00:26:43,824 Let me out! 288 00:26:46,426 --> 00:26:48,261 Let me out of here! 289 00:26:54,267 --> 00:26:57,570 Let me out! 290 00:27:06,246 --> 00:27:08,581 Let me out of here, you asshole! 291 00:27:17,224 --> 00:27:20,293 Do you know who my father is? 292 00:27:29,502 --> 00:27:30,871 Let me out of here! 293 00:27:33,606 --> 00:27:36,543 My father will bury you! 294 00:28:08,876 --> 00:28:09,709 Steve. 295 00:28:09,977 --> 00:28:11,211 - Hey. - Seriously, 296 00:28:11,378 --> 00:28:12,379 that was so much fun. - Hey, 297 00:28:12,645 --> 00:28:15,215 you are so damn beautiful, huh? 298 00:28:15,382 --> 00:28:17,350 You wanna maybe 299 00:28:17,517 --> 00:28:19,352 - No, thank you, I can't. - go back? 300 00:28:19,619 --> 00:28:20,520 I have an early morning planned. 301 00:28:20,788 --> 00:28:22,089 Okay. Maybe another night. 302 00:28:22,289 --> 00:28:23,156 Another, different night? 303 00:28:23,323 --> 00:28:24,858 Yeah. We'll talk. 304 00:28:25,125 --> 00:28:26,426 Hey, ah, where, where'd you park down here? 305 00:28:26,693 --> 00:28:28,095 Let me walk you. - You really don't need to. 306 00:28:28,361 --> 00:28:29,830 - No, all right, hey, hey. - I'm right here. 307 00:28:29,997 --> 00:28:31,398 - I'm a gentleman. - Steve-O, it's really okay. 308 00:28:31,664 --> 00:28:32,599 It's a dark night in this scary alley. 309 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,533 Let, let me walk you. Come on. 310 00:28:33,700 --> 00:28:34,835 Come on. - Steve. 311 00:28:35,002 --> 00:28:38,671 Please, call me Steve-O. 312 00:28:38,839 --> 00:28:40,673 - Steve-O, stop seriously. - Huh? 313 00:28:40,841 --> 00:28:42,509 Okay, okay, okay. All right. 314 00:28:42,742 --> 00:28:44,211 - Not tonight. - All right. 315 00:28:44,377 --> 00:28:46,780 Well, hey, maybe we should do this again. Huh? 316 00:28:46,980 --> 00:28:48,515 I like you, you like me. 317 00:28:48,748 --> 00:28:50,017 We had good time, huh? 318 00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:51,618 Yeah, definitely. We'll talk. 319 00:28:51,819 --> 00:28:53,086 - Yeah? - I'm, I'm a little busy 320 00:28:53,253 --> 00:28:55,088 next week, but... - Well, maybe 321 00:28:55,355 --> 00:28:57,858 next weekend, huh? 322 00:28:58,025 --> 00:29:00,193 - We'll talk. - We're talking right now. 323 00:29:03,263 --> 00:29:04,197 Okay? 324 00:29:05,498 --> 00:29:06,466 Well, have a good night. Huh? 325 00:29:06,733 --> 00:29:07,534 Have a good night, Steve. 326 00:29:19,779 --> 00:29:21,815 - Steve-O. - Did I do something wrong? 327 00:29:23,416 --> 00:29:24,818 No. 328 00:29:25,018 --> 00:29:27,420 I felt a bit, ah, slighted. 329 00:29:27,687 --> 00:29:29,456 - "Slighted?" - Slighted. 330 00:29:29,722 --> 00:29:33,393 I mean, we, we put it on the phone, huh? 331 00:29:33,626 --> 00:29:36,663 And I take you out. And I dropped 375 bucks! 332 00:29:36,930 --> 00:29:37,797 - Steve-O, I've had- - We left, I figure you wanna, 333 00:29:37,965 --> 00:29:38,798 Shut up! 334 00:29:43,971 --> 00:29:47,274 All I wanted was a hug and to take you out again. 335 00:29:50,643 --> 00:29:51,912 Why wait until next time, huh? 336 00:29:52,079 --> 00:29:54,514 - Steve, stop, stop! - Huh, huh, huh? 337 00:29:54,714 --> 00:29:56,950 Get off of me! Uh! 338 00:30:01,054 --> 00:30:02,122 Look, I... 339 00:30:05,792 --> 00:30:07,294 Look, I like you. 340 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,463 Well, I don't in that way. Leave. 341 00:30:14,101 --> 00:30:16,937 Hey, hey! 342 00:30:17,104 --> 00:30:18,505 You shouldn't tease a man and dress the way you do 343 00:30:18,771 --> 00:30:20,040 with these little short dresses you got on. 344 00:30:20,307 --> 00:30:21,641 Huh? You shouldn't do that. 345 00:30:21,909 --> 00:30:23,143 A woman in a dress is not an invitation 346 00:30:23,310 --> 00:30:24,844 for a man to have his way with her! 347 00:30:25,012 --> 00:30:26,679 Get the fuck away from me! 348 00:30:26,846 --> 00:30:28,381 Ah, wait, wait, wait. Is that, is that your story? 349 00:30:28,581 --> 00:30:29,950 Is that what you think I'm doing here? 350 00:30:30,117 --> 00:30:31,451 Is, is that what you're gonna write about 351 00:30:31,684 --> 00:30:32,719 in your shitty little blog tomorrow? 352 00:30:32,986 --> 00:30:33,887 Huh, you gonna say, "I went out 353 00:30:34,087 --> 00:30:35,956 with such a bad man last night. 354 00:30:36,123 --> 00:30:38,725 He was so bad. He attacked me last night." 355 00:30:41,128 --> 00:30:43,296 That's why people do crazy things. 356 00:30:43,463 --> 00:30:45,332 You, you, you, you women, you, you lead us on 357 00:30:45,498 --> 00:30:47,534 and make us spend our hard-earned money on you. 358 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,469 You take advantage of us, you make us think that 359 00:30:49,702 --> 00:30:51,538 we're gonna, we have a chance, we're gonna get something. 360 00:30:51,704 --> 00:30:53,806 You're, you're gonna put out! 361 00:30:54,041 --> 00:30:55,808 Chicks put out all day, every day, 362 00:30:56,043 --> 00:30:57,544 whenever the hell they want to, 363 00:30:57,810 --> 00:31:00,580 but the second that a man attempts to get some, 364 00:31:00,780 --> 00:31:02,682 he's labeled as a rapist! 365 00:31:02,849 --> 00:31:05,518 Huh? You gonna write about that in your little blog? 366 00:31:07,955 --> 00:31:09,022 Good night, Steve. 367 00:31:12,625 --> 00:31:14,561 You know, you're not even worth it. 368 00:31:18,065 --> 00:31:19,499 You're not worth it, honey. 369 00:31:24,471 --> 00:31:25,939 You're a whore! Huh? 370 00:31:32,145 --> 00:31:34,247 Bitches love Steve-O! 371 00:31:34,414 --> 00:31:37,250 Bitches love Steve-0, sweetheart! 372 00:31:40,020 --> 00:31:41,454 Mm! 373 00:32:13,886 --> 00:32:14,754 Dammit. 374 00:32:19,359 --> 00:32:20,627 Mm! Damn. 375 00:32:22,029 --> 00:32:24,431 Uh. 376 00:33:04,904 --> 00:33:07,174 Well I'm fighting battles with impossible odds. 377 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,609 I look down at this symbol of celebration. 378 00:33:09,776 --> 00:33:11,311 You know what it does? 379 00:33:11,478 --> 00:33:14,114 It lets me know that no matter how bad things are, 380 00:33:14,281 --> 00:33:16,849 the end of it telling 'em, "Put them red panties on, 381 00:33:17,016 --> 00:33:18,685 Daddy's coming home. 382 00:33:18,951 --> 00:33:22,222 It's a celebration, baby." 383 00:33:22,489 --> 00:33:24,557 So never say that I don't know about fashion 384 00:33:24,757 --> 00:33:28,161 'cause I'm wearing red Penney's on my wrist, huh. 385 00:33:28,428 --> 00:33:29,729 Yeah, Aidan knows fashion. 386 00:33:29,996 --> 00:33:31,631 He usually just gets dressed in the dark. 387 00:33:31,798 --> 00:33:34,201 Hawkin' me out. 388 00:33:34,467 --> 00:33:37,404 I don't even know why I come here. 389 00:33:37,604 --> 00:33:41,341 Oh, that's right. I promised your dad. 390 00:33:41,608 --> 00:33:43,843 Huh, and the drinks are cheap. 391 00:33:44,010 --> 00:33:45,378 And I put up with your shit. 392 00:33:45,645 --> 00:33:47,147 Well, that's it. 393 00:33:47,314 --> 00:33:49,015 Hey, whatever happened to that clown 394 00:33:49,282 --> 00:33:52,152 you had in the front, the Siamese, weird, petrified thing? 395 00:33:52,319 --> 00:33:53,586 Yeah. Freaked a few customers out. 396 00:33:53,786 --> 00:33:55,188 I had to move it to the courtyard. 397 00:33:55,455 --> 00:33:57,724 Are you serious? That thing was badass. 398 00:33:58,858 --> 00:34:01,728 Ah, can't make everybody happy. 399 00:34:01,994 --> 00:34:04,331 Another one. 400 00:34:14,207 --> 00:34:16,743 There she is. Pepper's in the house. 401 00:34:17,009 --> 00:34:19,179 Boo 402 00:34:20,547 --> 00:34:23,583 We need to talk. 403 00:34:24,684 --> 00:34:26,919 Yeah, yeah, just, ah, meet me in the back. 404 00:34:28,855 --> 00:34:31,891 Seriously? Wow. 405 00:34:32,058 --> 00:34:34,461 She's been gathering intel for me. 406 00:34:34,661 --> 00:34:39,065 It'll be okay. Hey Aidan, watch the bar for me. 407 00:34:39,332 --> 00:34:41,734 - Let me get another beer. - Sure. 408 00:34:41,901 --> 00:34:43,970 Just add it to your tab. 409 00:34:44,237 --> 00:34:46,939 What are you talking about? Doing a job for you? 410 00:34:47,207 --> 00:34:49,409 Yeah, I'm protecting this establishment, 411 00:34:49,676 --> 00:34:52,945 handling your customers, and doing it with class. 412 00:34:53,112 --> 00:34:56,316 It deserves two drinks on the house. 413 00:34:56,516 --> 00:34:58,218 Okay. Grab a glass of water. 414 00:34:59,386 --> 00:35:00,420 For what? 415 00:35:00,587 --> 00:35:02,222 Pretend it's a glass of gin. 416 00:35:02,389 --> 00:35:03,956 Oh my God. What? 417 00:35:04,123 --> 00:35:05,558 Wow. You got jokes now. 418 00:35:05,792 --> 00:35:07,327 You should probably put that bit up on stage 419 00:35:07,594 --> 00:35:11,498 with those other shitty acts. - Ah, wow, hey, thanks. 420 00:35:11,698 --> 00:35:13,300 I'm just being serious, bro. 421 00:35:19,206 --> 00:35:23,009 So what's up buddy? Want another drink? 422 00:35:23,276 --> 00:35:25,345 - Hell, yeah. - First one's on me. 423 00:35:29,382 --> 00:35:32,519 Not saying much tonight. 424 00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:34,521 You all right? 425 00:35:41,461 --> 00:35:42,295 Thanks. 426 00:35:43,763 --> 00:35:45,932 Any issues? 427 00:35:46,098 --> 00:35:47,634 Nope, the guy's a missing persons, 428 00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,001 never asked me any shit. 429 00:35:49,269 --> 00:35:50,337 In fact, the one guy's been trying 430 00:35:50,503 --> 00:35:52,272 to get in my pants for years. 431 00:35:52,439 --> 00:35:55,642 He'd probably give me his bank account info if I asked. 432 00:35:55,808 --> 00:35:59,111 Really? You should ask. 433 00:35:59,279 --> 00:36:00,547 That's not gonna happen. 434 00:36:03,149 --> 00:36:05,818 Thank you, by the way. 435 00:36:06,085 --> 00:36:09,989 All good. So, ah, what'd you find out? 436 00:36:11,691 --> 00:36:14,126 You're gonna want a drink. 437 00:36:14,361 --> 00:36:18,465 28 missing persons have been reported since the summer. 438 00:36:18,698 --> 00:36:21,734 18 of those cases are still open. 439 00:36:21,934 --> 00:36:23,503 10 cases were closed. 440 00:36:24,170 --> 00:36:25,638 What you thinking, Pep? 441 00:36:27,139 --> 00:36:29,809 Why do you collect all this odd shit? 442 00:36:29,976 --> 00:36:32,245 Ah, because it's odd. 443 00:36:33,546 --> 00:36:37,183 I guess it's in my genes. 444 00:36:37,450 --> 00:36:39,919 My great-great-grandfather was a hunter of the macabre, 445 00:36:40,186 --> 00:36:41,721 I'm a collector of the macabre. 446 00:36:42,889 --> 00:36:44,891 Yeah. Seems like it. 447 00:36:45,157 --> 00:36:49,329 Hmm. What made you become a cop? 448 00:36:49,496 --> 00:36:52,532 Detective. And, ah, I don't know. 449 00:36:52,699 --> 00:36:55,702 It's a family business. I guess it was in my genes. 450 00:36:55,868 --> 00:36:57,937 My granddaddy was one too. 451 00:36:58,204 --> 00:37:01,007 Well look at that. Another thing we have in common. 452 00:37:01,173 --> 00:37:03,109 Now the world 453 00:37:03,310 --> 00:37:05,545 is filled with bad people. 454 00:37:05,812 --> 00:37:08,214 There's not enough good ones out there to hold it down. 455 00:37:09,982 --> 00:37:12,585 So what do you think about these pictures? 456 00:37:12,752 --> 00:37:15,788 Those aren't all coming from the same crazy. 457 00:37:15,988 --> 00:37:18,190 And all 28 cases, 458 00:37:18,991 --> 00:37:21,761 they were all last seen at Renfield's Place. 459 00:37:23,596 --> 00:37:26,433 Is that a real place? 460 00:37:26,699 --> 00:37:28,034 Yeah, it is. 461 00:37:30,202 --> 00:37:31,938 Wow. It's, that's bizarre. 462 00:37:32,204 --> 00:37:34,106 It's a popular place. What are you thinking? 463 00:37:34,273 --> 00:37:35,975 Well, it's also the name of a character 464 00:37:36,242 --> 00:37:38,277 in those novels about my great-grandfather. 465 00:37:38,545 --> 00:37:42,248 - So we're on the same page? - Regarding? 466 00:37:42,415 --> 00:37:43,883 That can't just be a coincidence. 467 00:37:44,116 --> 00:37:46,586 And I'm willing to bet you that we are dealing 468 00:37:46,753 --> 00:37:48,721 with multiple predators here. 469 00:37:48,888 --> 00:37:50,890 You gonna be back here all night? 470 00:37:51,057 --> 00:37:52,792 A bunch of weirdos that just showed up 471 00:37:52,959 --> 00:37:54,394 call themselves Freaks of Russia. 472 00:37:54,561 --> 00:37:56,162 Damn, forgot about those guys. 473 00:37:56,429 --> 00:37:58,130 Ah, just show 'em the green room behind the stage. 474 00:37:58,398 --> 00:38:00,066 Yeah. Getting another beer, dog. 475 00:38:00,299 --> 00:38:01,934 - Yeah, sure. - Awesome. 476 00:38:05,872 --> 00:38:07,940 The victims that were found, 477 00:38:09,642 --> 00:38:12,278 it suggests that they were all mauled by an animal. 478 00:38:18,485 --> 00:38:20,019 Welcome to Renfield's Place. 479 00:38:20,286 --> 00:38:21,954 I have your table ready for you. 480 00:38:22,221 --> 00:38:24,791 Cheers. 481 00:38:24,957 --> 00:38:26,158 - Cheers. - Salute. 482 00:38:26,325 --> 00:38:27,627 To you. 483 00:38:30,296 --> 00:38:31,130 Why to me? 484 00:38:33,466 --> 00:38:35,101 Pretty incredible. 485 00:38:35,334 --> 00:38:37,970 I mean, do they always stare like this? 486 00:38:39,672 --> 00:38:42,375 The envious stare. Uh. 487 00:38:42,575 --> 00:38:44,310 Staring at you. - Mm. 488 00:38:47,313 --> 00:38:48,981 Should we get out of here? 489 00:38:50,116 --> 00:38:51,017 Yeah. 490 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,054 Oh. 491 00:38:55,254 --> 00:38:56,823 I hope everything was to your liking, Mr. Connor. 492 00:38:56,989 --> 00:38:59,291 Pristine as always, thank you. 493 00:38:59,459 --> 00:39:01,293 - Enjoy your dinner? - Loved it. 494 00:39:01,461 --> 00:39:02,862 Thank you. - Great. 495 00:39:03,029 --> 00:39:04,163 That's what I like to hear. 496 00:39:04,531 --> 00:39:05,898 If you could bring the car around as well. 497 00:39:06,098 --> 00:39:07,700 Actually, your car is ready, 498 00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:10,670 and till next week, good night to you and the lady. 499 00:39:10,837 --> 00:39:12,505 - Thank you. - Perfect. 500 00:39:12,772 --> 00:39:14,474 And for the staff as well. - Thank you. 501 00:39:14,641 --> 00:39:15,908 It was a pleasure. Thank you so much. 502 00:39:16,108 --> 00:39:17,243 - Thank you. - Have a good evening. 503 00:39:17,510 --> 00:39:18,545 - Good night. - Ah, it will be 504 00:39:18,811 --> 00:39:20,580 a good evening. - Mm. 505 00:39:20,847 --> 00:39:21,748 Shall we? 506 00:39:28,821 --> 00:39:30,222 You look absolutely beautiful. 507 00:39:30,389 --> 00:39:31,991 Thank you. 508 00:39:32,224 --> 00:39:33,726 - You're welcome. - Here's your menu. 509 00:39:33,993 --> 00:39:35,161 Thank you. How are you, Raoul? 510 00:39:35,327 --> 00:39:36,563 I'm great. How are you, Ms. Wagner? 511 00:39:36,829 --> 00:39:38,364 - Good. - Have a wonderful evening. 512 00:39:38,531 --> 00:39:41,367 Ah, Bella will be here with your specials. 513 00:39:41,534 --> 00:39:42,435 Thank you. 514 00:39:46,372 --> 00:39:48,575 I really like this place. 515 00:39:48,841 --> 00:39:50,543 Has a wonderful vibe. 516 00:39:50,710 --> 00:39:52,044 - Yeah. - This is awesome. 517 00:39:52,311 --> 00:39:53,580 - Hi, how are you? - I'm good. 518 00:39:53,846 --> 00:39:55,347 How are you? - Good, thank you. 519 00:39:55,515 --> 00:39:56,716 Do you like pinot noir? 520 00:39:58,017 --> 00:39:59,218 - Yeah. - This one's on the dry 521 00:39:59,385 --> 00:40:01,888 side, but it's my favorite. 522 00:40:02,054 --> 00:40:03,122 I love pinot noir. 523 00:40:04,256 --> 00:40:06,593 - But, no, I'm cool with that. - Okay, great. 524 00:40:10,029 --> 00:40:10,930 Toast. 525 00:40:12,264 --> 00:40:13,800 What do you wanna toast to? 526 00:40:15,101 --> 00:40:17,269 Those eyes. That smile. 527 00:40:18,771 --> 00:40:20,807 Very inviting. 528 00:40:21,007 --> 00:40:23,810 To this evening. May it last forever. 529 00:40:24,010 --> 00:40:25,277 That sounds wonderful. 530 00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:33,620 Wow. 531 00:40:35,287 --> 00:40:36,889 This place has everything. 532 00:40:37,356 --> 00:40:38,825 So much to choose from. 533 00:40:39,025 --> 00:40:42,495 I know. I am so getting the lamb chops. 534 00:40:44,263 --> 00:40:47,500 Really? I kind of assumed you'd be vegan. 535 00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:49,569 What? Vegan? 536 00:40:49,736 --> 00:40:52,905 No. I will destroy those chops. 537 00:40:53,139 --> 00:40:56,008 Well, here's a man surprised. 538 00:41:51,764 --> 00:41:54,533 I thought you said we were going back to your place. 539 00:41:54,701 --> 00:41:56,869 Where are we? 540 00:41:57,870 --> 00:41:59,672 This is my home. 541 00:41:59,939 --> 00:42:01,974 This is your home? 542 00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:04,744 Yeah. 543 00:42:05,011 --> 00:42:07,379 Please. 544 00:42:22,228 --> 00:42:23,763 Mm. 545 00:42:25,732 --> 00:42:27,266 Don't be afraid. 546 00:42:27,533 --> 00:42:29,669 I've got you. 547 00:42:29,836 --> 00:42:33,539 Oh. This place seems very peaceful. 548 00:42:33,706 --> 00:42:35,775 Are you an artist? 549 00:42:37,810 --> 00:42:42,181 I love the ambiance. 550 00:42:42,348 --> 00:42:44,083 I tried to give it a sense of the old world 551 00:42:44,250 --> 00:42:45,852 when I had it built. 552 00:42:46,085 --> 00:42:48,187 Huh. If these walls could talk. 553 00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:49,421 - Mm. - Some embarrassing 554 00:42:49,689 --> 00:42:51,390 stories for sure. - Hmm. 555 00:42:51,658 --> 00:42:53,392 - Let's get a drink. - Okay. 556 00:42:58,931 --> 00:43:01,868 Yeah. 557 00:43:05,872 --> 00:43:09,041 I feel like I've been here before. 558 00:43:09,275 --> 00:43:11,978 I'm sure I would remember. I never forget a face. 559 00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:14,914 Mm. 560 00:43:19,551 --> 00:43:24,957 So, do you live here, um... 561 00:43:25,224 --> 00:43:25,992 Alone? 562 00:43:26,893 --> 00:43:29,996 Yes. Most of the time, anyway. 563 00:43:33,032 --> 00:43:33,933 Thanks. 564 00:43:35,935 --> 00:43:39,638 Um, so you never forget a face? 565 00:43:39,806 --> 00:43:43,275 Mm. There have been many. 566 00:43:43,542 --> 00:43:45,511 Maybe not quite as pretty as yours. 567 00:43:47,246 --> 00:43:51,818 Some fade over time. Others still haunt you. 568 00:43:53,552 --> 00:43:55,688 It's, ah, you know how that goes. 569 00:43:55,888 --> 00:43:58,090 Mm, cheers. 570 00:44:01,828 --> 00:44:05,331 Oh, I am so sorry. Oh, shit. 571 00:44:05,497 --> 00:44:07,299 Oh my gosh. I'm such an idiot. 572 00:44:07,566 --> 00:44:09,869 Oh, how embarrassing. Um, do you have a towel? 573 00:44:10,136 --> 00:44:13,706 Um, oh, I'm so embarrassed. 574 00:44:13,906 --> 00:44:16,275 I'm such an idiot. 575 00:44:25,517 --> 00:44:26,452 Michael? 576 00:44:30,757 --> 00:44:32,792 Michael? Mm. 577 00:44:41,167 --> 00:44:42,068 Michael? 578 00:44:50,476 --> 00:44:52,912 Michael? (gasps softly) Oh. 579 00:44:53,112 --> 00:44:55,214 Sorry. Didn't mean to startle you. 580 00:44:55,381 --> 00:44:56,315 That's okay. 581 00:44:58,384 --> 00:44:59,585 Hmm. Um, here. 582 00:44:59,852 --> 00:45:01,387 No, don't worry. 583 00:45:01,653 --> 00:45:05,892 Just a priceless crystal glass and $1,500 brandy. 584 00:45:07,693 --> 00:45:11,230 Oh, shit. Uh, how embarrassing. 585 00:45:11,397 --> 00:45:14,033 I am so, so sorry. 586 00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:18,337 I'm kidding. It's a cheap rock glass. 587 00:45:18,504 --> 00:45:19,738 You're lucky, though. - Oh. 588 00:45:19,906 --> 00:45:22,674 As a child, if I broke something, 589 00:45:22,842 --> 00:45:25,411 I'd be punished, sent my room. 590 00:45:26,345 --> 00:45:27,446 Mm. 591 00:45:28,915 --> 00:45:32,284 Thank you, Mr. Connor, 592 00:45:33,886 --> 00:45:35,221 for a beautiful night. 593 00:45:37,223 --> 00:45:39,959 It was so enjoyable meeting you. 594 00:46:33,412 --> 00:46:34,313 Michael? 595 00:46:49,061 --> 00:46:49,962 Michael? 596 00:47:03,075 --> 00:47:05,811 Michael, Michael, are you there? 597 00:47:19,825 --> 00:47:21,327 Michael? 598 00:47:31,503 --> 00:47:33,805 Michael, are you there? 599 00:47:33,973 --> 00:47:36,375 This isn't funny anymore! 600 00:47:38,877 --> 00:47:39,979 Oh! 601 00:47:59,131 --> 00:48:00,032 No. 602 00:48:17,016 --> 00:48:19,218 Forgive me. 603 00:48:30,262 --> 00:48:33,232 I had hope for us. 604 00:49:45,104 --> 00:49:46,772 Ah, shit. 605 00:49:48,474 --> 00:49:51,210 Oh my God. It took you long enough. 606 00:49:51,477 --> 00:49:53,145 Could have been raped or killed. 607 00:49:53,312 --> 00:49:54,813 Even if you screamed, 608 00:49:55,081 --> 00:49:56,282 no one would've heard you over that outfit. 609 00:49:56,515 --> 00:49:57,849 Uh, wardrobe advice from a woman 610 00:49:58,117 --> 00:50:00,219 who answers the door in a robe. 611 00:50:00,486 --> 00:50:02,054 Cute. 612 00:50:02,321 --> 00:50:04,456 Ready for breakfast? - Hmm. 613 00:50:07,759 --> 00:50:10,296 It smells like sex in here. 614 00:50:10,529 --> 00:50:11,897 How was he? 615 00:50:12,098 --> 00:50:13,732 He tasted like shit. 616 00:50:13,932 --> 00:50:17,035 Uh, you ate him? Why? 617 00:50:17,203 --> 00:50:18,570 You texted me that picture. 618 00:50:18,770 --> 00:50:21,573 I thought you guys were hitting it off. 619 00:50:21,773 --> 00:50:23,475 Oh my, when I said go in for the kill, 620 00:50:23,709 --> 00:50:26,645 I meant seal the deal romantically, that is. 621 00:50:26,812 --> 00:50:28,480 Not kill him. 622 00:50:28,647 --> 00:50:30,482 I thought he was the guy, 623 00:50:30,649 --> 00:50:32,918 but then he went and did something stupid. 624 00:50:33,119 --> 00:50:35,921 Okay. What did he do that was so stupid? 625 00:51:32,778 --> 00:51:36,282 Oh, damn. That shit was good. 626 00:52:10,749 --> 00:52:12,150 Hey, babe. 627 00:52:12,418 --> 00:52:15,854 Oh, hey, babe. Hey. Babe, what did I do? 628 00:52:16,121 --> 00:52:17,356 I know. I know. 629 00:52:19,391 --> 00:52:20,292 Uh. 630 00:52:21,327 --> 00:52:24,162 Hold up. Is that a tip? 631 00:52:29,167 --> 00:52:30,536 Okay. I am not a hooker. 632 00:52:34,139 --> 00:52:37,443 Well, I told you, I had to stay late. 633 00:52:37,609 --> 00:52:39,811 Yeah, I, I was hanging out with the fellas. 634 00:52:41,580 --> 00:52:43,682 Yeah, I told you we closed that big deal. 635 00:52:45,417 --> 00:52:47,553 Yes. 636 00:52:47,819 --> 00:52:49,621 I don't know, all we did was hang around, 637 00:52:49,788 --> 00:52:52,190 drink cocktails, smoke cigars. 638 00:52:55,160 --> 00:52:56,328 Yes, of course. 639 00:52:58,163 --> 00:53:00,499 Yes, I love you. 640 00:53:00,666 --> 00:53:02,468 Okay. I'll be home soon, okay? 641 00:53:02,634 --> 00:53:04,903 All right. I love you too. 642 00:53:14,446 --> 00:53:16,047 What the heck? 643 00:53:27,125 --> 00:53:27,926 Mm. 644 00:53:32,030 --> 00:53:35,867 Hello, beautiful. Yes, I'm back in town. 645 00:53:36,134 --> 00:53:38,236 The trip took a little longer than expected. 646 00:53:41,172 --> 00:53:43,041 Sure. I can make it over. 647 00:53:43,975 --> 00:53:47,045 Maybe not for breakfast, but I could bring dessert. 648 00:53:53,419 --> 00:53:55,754 Oh my God. 649 00:53:57,656 --> 00:53:59,925 Yeah, babe? - Bryan, did you leave 650 00:54:00,191 --> 00:54:01,560 the office yet? - Yeah. 651 00:54:01,827 --> 00:54:02,728 - You did? - Yeah, I had to go back 652 00:54:02,894 --> 00:54:04,195 to the office and get my wallet. 653 00:54:04,363 --> 00:54:06,632 I'll be home in a few. 654 00:54:06,832 --> 00:54:08,300 Fine. Can you pick up sparkling water from the store? 655 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:10,369 Pick up what from the store? 656 00:54:10,569 --> 00:54:13,439 - Sparkling water. - Okay, fine. 657 00:54:13,705 --> 00:54:15,006 - Good, thank you. - Yeah, I love you too. 658 00:54:15,206 --> 00:54:18,377 Love you, mm-hmm, bye. 659 00:54:25,617 --> 00:54:26,552 Shit. 660 00:54:39,264 --> 00:54:41,266 Ah, what's up? 661 00:55:05,991 --> 00:55:09,294 Dude, you are too cool for school. 662 00:55:14,232 --> 00:55:15,601 Come on now. 663 00:55:15,767 --> 00:55:18,203 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. A fucking ticket? 664 00:55:30,449 --> 00:55:32,217 Is this a joke? 665 00:55:33,251 --> 00:55:34,686 Tess, you following me? 666 00:55:37,155 --> 00:55:38,189 Huh? 667 00:55:40,792 --> 00:55:42,728 Oh, shit. 668 00:55:44,630 --> 00:55:46,865 Oh, that is a big fucking dog. 669 00:55:51,637 --> 00:55:54,573 Oh God, that's, that's, that's, that's a... 670 00:56:14,460 --> 00:56:15,861 Tossing money on a dresser 671 00:56:16,127 --> 00:56:18,329 as if you were some cheap hooker? 672 00:56:19,164 --> 00:56:21,433 Although you did sleep with him on the first date. 673 00:56:22,033 --> 00:56:25,036 I mean, I would've killed him too. 674 00:56:25,303 --> 00:56:27,105 Seriously? You're judging me now? 675 00:56:27,372 --> 00:56:30,876 Uh-huh. I mean, you did eat him. 676 00:56:31,076 --> 00:56:33,545 I did. 677 00:56:33,812 --> 00:56:36,448 Oh, oh, God! Nasty. 678 00:56:36,648 --> 00:56:39,350 - Sorry, cuz. - It smells like hot dogs. 679 00:56:39,518 --> 00:56:41,086 What do you need? 680 00:56:41,352 --> 00:56:43,689 Ah, I mean, I was gonna take you to breakfast, 681 00:56:43,922 --> 00:56:45,390 but seeing you ate already. 682 00:56:45,557 --> 00:56:48,093 I can still taste his drugstore cologne. 683 00:56:48,359 --> 00:56:50,195 He said such sweet things to me, Laura. 684 00:56:50,428 --> 00:56:51,563 Yeah, was that before or after 685 00:56:51,830 --> 00:56:53,599 you played hide the salami? 686 00:56:53,865 --> 00:56:55,233 Ha-ha, yeah, I bet it was before. Right? 687 00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:57,969 Oh my god, you are so judging me right now. 688 00:56:58,169 --> 00:57:01,406 Look, I know you go on dates with these creepy guys 689 00:57:01,573 --> 00:57:03,308 to build a following on your blog. 690 00:57:03,509 --> 00:57:05,611 I get it, but you're looking for Mr. Right, 691 00:57:05,877 --> 00:57:07,045 and he doesn't exist. 692 00:57:07,212 --> 00:57:09,981 You keep on finding Mr. Screwed up. 693 00:57:10,181 --> 00:57:12,217 He's out there somewhere. 694 00:57:12,383 --> 00:57:13,719 Yeah, whatever. 695 00:57:14,019 --> 00:57:16,387 Our mom needs to help, me to help her out. 696 00:57:16,555 --> 00:57:18,156 Her hip's out again. 697 00:57:18,423 --> 00:57:21,159 Where's this chew toy of yours I need to bag and burn? 698 00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:22,661 The parking garage. 699 00:57:24,129 --> 00:57:26,498 Here? Are you freaking nuts? 700 00:57:26,732 --> 00:57:28,233 Why so close? 701 00:57:28,399 --> 00:57:30,068 Hello? My bed is here. 702 00:57:30,301 --> 00:57:32,170 Uh, what if someone saw you? 703 00:57:32,370 --> 00:57:33,338 You could have gone to his place. 704 00:57:33,539 --> 00:57:35,574 He's married. Remember? 705 00:57:35,741 --> 00:57:38,009 Uh-huh. Yeah, you did say that. 706 00:57:38,209 --> 00:57:39,978 I didn't want to eat the dude. 707 00:57:40,145 --> 00:57:42,648 Like the wedding band, I could have gotten over, 708 00:57:42,914 --> 00:57:46,518 but the money, I'm not a hooker. 709 00:57:46,718 --> 00:57:49,287 Yeah, you really need to rethink your meal plan, 710 00:57:49,454 --> 00:57:51,757 'cause, uh-huh, no more eating where you live. 711 00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:53,659 I am doing the heavy lifting here. 712 00:57:53,925 --> 00:57:57,663 Sorry, cuz. It just happened. 713 00:57:57,929 --> 00:58:00,632 Why do you get to dine and dash and I have to clean up? 714 00:58:00,899 --> 00:58:04,335 I mean, if I were to change, I would not do that to you. 715 00:58:04,603 --> 00:58:07,472 Yeah. I would clean up my mess. 716 00:58:07,739 --> 00:58:09,207 Seriously, you think I like tearing up 717 00:58:09,474 --> 00:58:11,643 my designer outfits on a weekly basis? 718 00:58:11,910 --> 00:58:13,845 You think I like eating people? 719 00:58:14,012 --> 00:58:15,113 Don't you? 720 00:58:15,614 --> 00:58:18,316 I'm sure you enjoy devouring these shitty... 721 00:58:18,483 --> 00:58:22,621 I mean, hell, I'd much rather your curse than my period. 722 00:58:22,788 --> 00:58:24,790 Oh my God. Listen to you. 723 00:58:25,023 --> 00:58:27,626 I'm sorry the wolf blood skipped over you and went to me. 724 00:58:27,793 --> 00:58:30,962 My mom just probably has stronger genes than your dad. 725 00:58:31,129 --> 00:58:34,132 Hey, my father does cool things too. You know? 726 00:58:34,365 --> 00:58:36,001 - Really? - Yeah. 727 00:58:36,167 --> 00:58:38,536 Growing a unibrow is not a talent. 728 00:58:38,704 --> 00:58:40,338 It, it's not just his unibrow. 729 00:58:40,505 --> 00:58:43,174 He can also- - Okay, cuz, I don't care. 730 00:58:43,441 --> 00:58:46,177 Can you please just get a mop and clean up my date? 731 00:58:46,344 --> 00:58:48,714 Okay. Where is he? 732 00:58:48,980 --> 00:58:50,982 All over the garage. Mm, I'm kidding. 733 00:58:51,149 --> 00:58:53,652 By the dumpster. - Dammit, Tess. 734 00:58:53,819 --> 00:58:56,588 You couldn't have done 'em in a cleaner place? 735 00:58:56,788 --> 00:58:59,324 Sorry. Next time. 736 00:58:59,490 --> 00:59:00,391 All right. 737 00:59:02,327 --> 00:59:06,564 Oh, and actually, um, if you come across the hooker money, 738 00:59:06,732 --> 00:59:08,033 can you bring it back? 739 00:59:08,299 --> 00:59:09,534 Your girl needs some new clothes. 740 00:59:09,701 --> 00:59:10,869 - Mm, gotcha. - Thank you. 741 00:59:16,207 --> 00:59:19,911 Hooker money. I'm not a hooker. 742 00:59:27,552 --> 00:59:30,521 That was the last time I saw him. 743 00:59:30,689 --> 00:59:32,590 Your father was a good man. 744 00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:37,896 You know, he sort of helped me win my first fight? 745 00:59:38,163 --> 00:59:39,530 Really? How so? 746 00:59:39,698 --> 00:59:41,132 Well back when my dad would leave 747 00:59:41,332 --> 00:59:43,368 for long periods of time with the Society, 748 00:59:43,601 --> 00:59:45,436 your dad would check in on us sometimes, 749 00:59:45,603 --> 00:59:47,305 making sure we were good. 750 00:59:47,572 --> 00:59:49,207 The benefits of living across the hall from each other. 751 00:59:52,577 --> 00:59:56,247 And I came running up the stairs, crying. 752 00:59:56,514 --> 00:59:57,615 And your dad grabbed me by the shirt, 753 00:59:57,783 --> 00:59:59,284 and he said, "Why are you running? 754 00:59:59,550 --> 01:00:02,453 Why, why are you crying?" 755 01:00:02,721 --> 01:00:06,391 I told him, "Lenny, another 10-year-old had hit me." 756 01:00:06,557 --> 01:00:09,761 So then he stood up, he looked at me, 757 01:00:09,928 --> 01:00:11,663 then he punched me right in the arm. 758 01:00:11,863 --> 01:00:14,232 - Why? - Ow. 759 01:00:14,399 --> 01:00:16,467 It hurt so bad. 760 01:00:16,735 --> 01:00:18,937 And I remember I stopped crying really fast. 761 01:00:19,738 --> 01:00:22,140 I was confused. 762 01:00:22,307 --> 01:00:25,443 And then he yelled at me, "Cry, dammit!" 763 01:00:27,879 --> 01:00:30,982 Wait a minute. I remember this. 764 01:00:31,149 --> 01:00:33,451 I was in the kitchen with Mom. 765 01:00:33,618 --> 01:00:35,854 Pops went in the hallway... 766 01:00:36,121 --> 01:00:39,758 He hit me again, even harder. He said, "cry!" 767 01:00:40,992 --> 01:00:42,460 And then he said, 768 01:00:42,627 --> 01:00:46,832 "Boy, Mr. C. hits harder than any 10-year-old." 769 01:00:46,998 --> 01:00:48,599 Oh, yeah. 770 01:00:48,767 --> 01:00:50,101 "You can cry once. 771 01:00:52,738 --> 01:00:55,473 Now go down there and deal with Lenny." 772 01:00:56,607 --> 01:00:59,945 So I ran downstairs, I kicked Lenny's ass. 773 01:01:01,312 --> 01:01:02,447 Never ran again. 774 01:01:04,750 --> 01:01:07,618 God, Lenny was such a bully to both of us. 775 01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:11,857 Ah, my dad was a good man. 776 01:01:13,491 --> 01:01:15,226 Different time, different world. 777 01:01:15,426 --> 01:01:16,461 You know, they would've called 778 01:01:16,627 --> 01:01:18,163 Child Protective Services now. 779 01:01:20,265 --> 01:01:26,571 So, ah, you wanna tell me what happened here last night? 780 01:01:26,838 --> 01:01:30,141 Ah, well, I had a heads up that these two 781 01:01:30,308 --> 01:01:32,410 were going to pay a visit to the Society. 782 01:02:09,580 --> 01:02:12,183 Uh! 783 01:02:43,114 --> 01:02:46,885 Ah! 784 01:02:47,052 --> 01:02:50,088 Uh! 785 01:02:51,789 --> 01:02:53,992 Wow. Okay. 786 01:02:54,192 --> 01:02:56,962 That sounds, um, pretty epic. 787 01:02:58,129 --> 01:02:59,597 It was. 788 01:03:02,367 --> 01:03:05,770 So, you gonna help me this time or do you gotta go? 789 01:03:05,937 --> 01:03:11,142 Oh, actually I've got a date I need to get ready for. 790 01:03:11,309 --> 01:03:13,511 - Oh, huh. - And get this. 791 01:03:13,778 --> 01:03:15,646 It's gonna be at Renfield's Place. 792 01:03:17,648 --> 01:03:21,252 Well, I hope that you're working on your date. 793 01:03:21,419 --> 01:03:23,421 Yeah. Kind of. 794 01:03:25,290 --> 01:03:26,191 Sort of. 795 01:03:33,631 --> 01:03:34,532 Okay. 796 01:03:37,936 --> 01:03:40,271 Looks like it's just the two of us. Huh? 797 01:04:35,560 --> 01:04:38,329 How do you weed out the creeps from the good guys? 798 01:04:39,564 --> 01:04:42,200 When do you tell your date you're not interested in them? 799 01:04:42,367 --> 01:04:46,104 Before the dinner? After? 800 01:04:46,371 --> 01:04:48,940 While you're having dessert? 801 01:04:49,140 --> 01:04:50,775 While getting attacked in the parking lot 802 01:04:50,976 --> 01:04:52,743 when you lay down the law regarding, "no means no"? 803 01:04:53,011 --> 01:04:55,746 Yep, I said that. 804 01:05:00,085 --> 01:05:03,588 Sure, dating can be exhausting each time. 805 01:05:03,854 --> 01:05:06,791 You're looking forward to that, maybe this will be the one. 806 01:05:06,992 --> 01:05:09,427 But within a short period of meeting them, 807 01:05:09,594 --> 01:05:12,797 your highest expectations get kicked in the gut. 808 01:05:12,998 --> 01:05:14,799 And then you're planning your exit. 809 01:05:16,434 --> 01:05:18,803 Just a minute. 810 01:05:19,070 --> 01:05:22,140 You then hope that the night will go by super fast. 811 01:05:22,407 --> 01:05:23,374 The one thing to look forward to 812 01:05:23,541 --> 01:05:27,145 is not the date but the food. 813 01:05:27,345 --> 01:05:29,214 That's where we can all be a winner. 814 01:05:30,281 --> 01:05:34,652 Suggest your favorite spot. Go where you are comfortable. 815 01:05:34,852 --> 01:05:38,123 Make it a requirement. Pick the wine. 816 01:05:39,290 --> 01:05:41,392 Yes, the wine. 817 01:05:41,559 --> 01:05:44,562 I'm coming. 818 01:05:44,795 --> 01:05:46,764 That's the only real advice I can share. 819 01:05:46,931 --> 01:05:50,168 The last few weeks, I have found out nothing about my dates. 820 01:05:50,435 --> 01:05:54,572 Each one was different, but deep down they were the same. 821 01:05:54,739 --> 01:05:59,810 Mama's boys. This kitty cat wants a tiger, not a cub. 822 01:06:01,412 --> 01:06:03,648 There is love waiting out there for all of us, 823 01:06:03,914 --> 01:06:07,585 but unfortunately, we all have to meet a few duds before. 824 01:06:07,752 --> 01:06:10,021 Different faces, same asses. 825 01:06:11,656 --> 01:06:14,259 I will tell you one thing, 826 01:06:14,492 --> 01:06:16,094 none of these stud muffins I went out with 827 01:06:16,294 --> 01:06:19,530 made me want them in the way I crave crème brûlée. 828 01:06:20,631 --> 01:06:25,203 Oh, yes. The dessert is always the best part of any date. 829 01:06:26,637 --> 01:06:29,006 This is Tess Wagner. 830 01:06:29,907 --> 01:06:30,808 Until next week. 831 01:06:37,115 --> 01:06:39,317 Mm, it's open. 832 01:06:39,584 --> 01:06:42,153 And it's you. 833 01:06:42,420 --> 01:06:43,954 You must want someone attacking me outside. 834 01:06:44,122 --> 01:06:45,523 Oh, yeah. Exactly. 835 01:06:45,690 --> 01:06:46,691 That's why I live in the safest neighborhood. 836 01:06:46,957 --> 01:06:48,559 What does that mean? Huh. 837 01:06:48,759 --> 01:06:51,296 Do you know who I was on the phone with for 45 minutes? 838 01:06:51,462 --> 01:06:52,563 Hi, Laura. How are you? 839 01:06:52,763 --> 01:06:54,832 I was working. I was on a roll. 840 01:06:54,999 --> 01:06:59,537 Your mother, my aunt, trying to set me up with Willie. 841 01:06:59,704 --> 01:07:00,871 I don't know Willie. 842 01:07:03,007 --> 01:07:04,008 Are, are are you drunk? 843 01:07:04,175 --> 01:07:06,177 No. Oh my God. 844 01:07:06,444 --> 01:07:08,012 Wait, what the hell? 845 01:07:08,179 --> 01:07:11,349 You look amazing. Another date? 846 01:07:11,516 --> 01:07:13,184 Yes, with Marcus. 847 01:07:13,451 --> 01:07:14,819 I met him at that bar you took me to two weeks ago. 848 01:07:14,985 --> 01:07:17,388 Marcus? Seriously, why? 849 01:07:17,555 --> 01:07:19,357 - Yeah, Mar- - He's a creep. 850 01:07:19,624 --> 01:07:22,193 What? Are we talk, are we talking about the same person? 851 01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:23,494 Bartender guy, right? 852 01:07:23,728 --> 01:07:25,196 - Yeah. - The shit collector? 853 01:07:25,463 --> 01:07:27,265 - Shit collector? - Mm-hmm. 854 01:07:28,399 --> 01:07:29,834 I don't know, he's just been annoying me 855 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,102 to go out with them, so... 856 01:07:31,302 --> 01:07:33,438 So what? 857 01:07:33,704 --> 01:07:35,373 I have a hangnail that's annoying. 858 01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:37,108 Doesn't mean I'm gonna date it. 859 01:07:37,308 --> 01:07:38,743 Okay. That's hardly the same thing. 860 01:07:38,909 --> 01:07:41,279 And besides, we know you don't date. 861 01:07:41,546 --> 01:07:44,182 That's why my mom's setting you up with Willie. Remember? 862 01:07:44,349 --> 01:07:46,117 Why date when I live life through you? 863 01:07:46,317 --> 01:07:49,754 You continue to show me that nobody's out there. 864 01:07:50,020 --> 01:07:52,623 At least not worth eating. 865 01:07:52,823 --> 01:07:54,459 Okay. Stop. 866 01:07:54,659 --> 01:07:57,528 That's not right. You know I can't control this shit. 867 01:07:57,762 --> 01:07:59,063 "Not right?" 868 01:07:59,230 --> 01:08:00,565 What's not right is you turn yourself 869 01:08:00,731 --> 01:08:02,467 from beauty to the beast. 870 01:08:02,667 --> 01:08:04,802 You know, I wake up sounding like a beast. It's so not fair. 871 01:08:05,069 --> 01:08:07,572 Well, maybe you should lay off the cigars. 872 01:08:07,738 --> 01:08:11,542 And lose my only enjoyment? Please. 873 01:08:11,709 --> 01:08:13,978 Does this dress make me look fat? 874 01:08:14,179 --> 01:08:16,714 God, what? 875 01:08:16,881 --> 01:08:18,149 So you're saying you like the dress? 876 01:08:18,349 --> 01:08:20,885 Yeah. 877 01:08:21,118 --> 01:08:22,153 Should I wear some earrings with it? 878 01:08:22,353 --> 01:08:24,789 Should I do long or short? 879 01:08:25,055 --> 01:08:26,424 - Wearing heels or flats? - Heels. 880 01:08:28,626 --> 01:08:30,661 - Go with the long earrings. - Thank you. 881 01:08:30,861 --> 01:08:33,130 What is that? 882 01:08:33,298 --> 01:08:35,400 Tip from the cleanup. 883 01:08:35,566 --> 01:08:38,469 Oh, the hooker money. 884 01:08:38,636 --> 01:08:40,070 It's actually kind of messed up. Just kidding. 885 01:08:40,238 --> 01:08:42,006 You're the best though. Thank you so much. 886 01:08:42,207 --> 01:08:43,341 I don't know what I would do without you. 887 01:08:43,608 --> 01:08:45,843 Like $500 worth? 888 01:08:46,110 --> 01:08:48,946 Deal. 889 01:08:49,214 --> 01:08:52,350 Thank you. Oh, and refrain from eating Marcus. 890 01:08:52,550 --> 01:08:54,319 Lots of people know him. 891 01:08:54,585 --> 01:08:55,420 Good point. 892 01:08:57,455 --> 01:08:59,123 Mm. 893 01:08:59,290 --> 01:09:01,326 Woo. 894 01:09:01,592 --> 01:09:05,162 - Oh my God. - Yeah, see you later. 895 01:09:05,330 --> 01:09:08,165 That smells like hot dogs. What are you eating? 896 01:09:08,333 --> 01:09:10,000 Disgusting. 897 01:09:10,167 --> 01:09:13,137 And he's not a serial killer. 898 01:09:30,187 --> 01:09:31,889 I've, ah, I've read your blog. 899 01:09:34,191 --> 01:09:36,694 Why? 900 01:09:36,861 --> 01:09:40,831 I, ah, wanted to get the female perspective on dating. 901 01:09:40,998 --> 01:09:42,533 Make sure I did things right on the date. 902 01:09:45,035 --> 01:09:47,472 - So tell me about you. - Me? 903 01:09:49,474 --> 01:09:50,708 Yes, you, silly. 904 01:09:52,877 --> 01:09:54,512 Well, I, I run my own bar, 905 01:09:54,779 --> 01:09:56,747 and I collect odd things for it. 906 01:09:59,284 --> 01:10:00,751 How did you get into that? 907 01:10:02,453 --> 01:10:04,589 I don't know. Attention, maybe. 908 01:10:06,056 --> 01:10:07,325 "Attention?" 909 01:10:08,293 --> 01:10:10,861 Are you one of those people that needs to be validated? 910 01:10:11,128 --> 01:10:12,830 Didn't get enough attention as a kid? 911 01:10:13,197 --> 01:10:15,866 I had a great childhood. What do you mean? 912 01:10:16,133 --> 01:10:18,903 Nothing. 913 01:10:19,904 --> 01:10:23,073 So how long have you had the bar? 914 01:10:23,341 --> 01:10:27,011 Ah, years. Been, ah, thinking about expanding. 915 01:10:27,177 --> 01:10:28,679 Franchising, maybe. You know? 916 01:10:29,647 --> 01:10:30,848 No, I actually don't. 917 01:10:35,152 --> 01:10:37,087 Do you ever eat crème brûlée? 918 01:10:58,776 --> 01:11:01,479 Are you trying to get me drunk so soon, Marcus? 919 01:11:01,746 --> 01:11:03,280 Who me? Hmm. 920 01:11:05,082 --> 01:11:06,551 Pardon my intrusion. 921 01:11:08,853 --> 01:11:10,054 Hey man. What's up? 922 01:11:10,287 --> 01:11:12,723 Well, I noticed your wife here. 923 01:11:12,890 --> 01:11:15,826 Oh, "wife." She, she's not my wife. 924 01:11:16,026 --> 01:11:17,395 Apologies. 925 01:11:17,562 --> 01:11:20,631 I noticed your lady. - She's my friend. 926 01:11:20,898 --> 01:11:21,732 My date. 927 01:11:23,701 --> 01:11:25,102 So what can I help you with? 928 01:11:25,370 --> 01:11:27,304 'Cause we're kind of in the middle of something. 929 01:11:28,739 --> 01:11:31,108 Well, I'm alone this evening. 930 01:11:31,275 --> 01:11:33,077 I enjoy the music here. 931 01:11:33,310 --> 01:11:37,247 It reminds me of better times I spent with my beloved wife 932 01:11:37,415 --> 01:11:38,683 taken from me long ago. 933 01:11:40,385 --> 01:11:43,621 Okay, ah, I don't mean to be rude, 934 01:11:43,788 --> 01:11:45,155 but what do you mean, pal? 935 01:11:45,322 --> 01:11:46,424 We're in the middle of something here. 936 01:11:46,591 --> 01:11:48,526 - Marcus, stop. - I'm sorry. 937 01:11:48,793 --> 01:11:50,461 As you both were. 938 01:11:50,728 --> 01:11:54,465 No, wait, what were you gonna say? 939 01:11:54,732 --> 01:11:58,636 I wanted to know if I could have this dance? 940 01:11:58,903 --> 01:12:00,671 Absolutely not. 941 01:12:00,938 --> 01:12:02,039 I would love to. 942 01:12:02,239 --> 01:12:03,508 That would be beautiful. 943 01:12:03,674 --> 01:12:05,710 - Tess. - Just once dance. 944 01:12:05,976 --> 01:12:08,779 - Sorry. - Are you kidding me? 945 01:12:08,946 --> 01:12:11,048 This means so much to me. You have no idea. 946 01:12:11,315 --> 01:12:13,718 I'm glad I could help you fill your void. 947 01:12:16,421 --> 01:12:17,321 Unbelievable. 948 01:12:23,461 --> 01:12:25,663 My name is Michael, Michael Connor. 949 01:12:25,930 --> 01:12:27,164 Hello, Michael. I'm Tess- 950 01:12:27,432 --> 01:12:28,833 Tess Wagner. 951 01:12:28,999 --> 01:12:31,301 - Excuse me? - I know all about you, Tess. 952 01:12:32,302 --> 01:12:34,171 I've watched you every time you've come here. 953 01:12:34,439 --> 01:12:36,306 - Do you work here? - Mm. 954 01:12:36,474 --> 01:12:37,708 You know I don't. 955 01:12:37,875 --> 01:12:39,644 Do you like to tango? 956 01:12:39,877 --> 01:12:42,513 Actually, yes. I love to dance. 957 01:12:42,780 --> 01:12:44,682 I just don't get to do it often. 958 01:12:44,949 --> 01:12:48,886 Born in Argentina in the 1880s. 959 01:12:49,053 --> 01:12:50,387 - I didn't know that. - Frequently practiced 960 01:12:50,555 --> 01:12:53,157 in brothels back then. 961 01:12:53,390 --> 01:12:55,192 - Really? - Brothels would hire bands 962 01:12:55,460 --> 01:12:57,094 to keep their patrons with music, 963 01:12:57,294 --> 01:12:59,930 and the tango spread like wildfire throughout the world. 964 01:13:01,198 --> 01:13:02,433 Interesting. 965 01:13:15,980 --> 01:13:18,449 Was that a true story about your wife? 966 01:13:19,550 --> 01:13:21,719 Yes. 967 01:13:21,986 --> 01:13:24,789 I'm so sorry you carry that pain with you. 968 01:13:25,389 --> 01:13:26,457 Thank you. 969 01:13:44,041 --> 01:13:44,942 Why me? 970 01:13:46,110 --> 01:13:47,578 Why you? 971 01:13:47,745 --> 01:13:49,146 Why did you choose me? 972 01:13:49,413 --> 01:13:51,448 You're always surrounded by beautiful women. 973 01:14:00,124 --> 01:14:01,325 Yes, a lot of pretty women, 974 01:14:01,592 --> 01:14:04,394 but tonight, I'm with pure beauty. 975 01:14:06,230 --> 01:14:07,131 Stop. 976 01:14:11,268 --> 01:14:14,071 First time laid eyes on you 977 01:14:14,238 --> 01:14:16,073 was the last time I would love another. 978 01:14:16,306 --> 01:14:18,108 What? What does that even mean? 979 01:14:18,375 --> 01:14:20,344 Do you believe in love at first sight? 980 01:14:22,212 --> 01:14:24,682 - I'm not sure. - Why are you unsure? 981 01:14:28,252 --> 01:14:31,121 Because I've never felt the way I do right now 982 01:14:31,388 --> 01:14:32,623 - Than you do. - Pepper, 983 01:14:34,792 --> 01:14:35,826 get ahold of Aidan. 984 01:14:35,993 --> 01:14:37,762 Meet me at the bar in an hour. 985 01:14:43,568 --> 01:14:44,434 I found him. 986 01:14:45,803 --> 01:14:47,538 Who are you? 987 01:14:47,738 --> 01:14:49,273 What does your heart tell you? 988 01:14:53,811 --> 01:14:55,179 This isn't real, is it? 989 01:14:57,514 --> 01:15:00,050 As real as your date leaving you behind? 990 01:15:39,790 --> 01:15:41,391 You are an incredible dancer. 991 01:15:41,558 --> 01:15:43,327 Thank you. 992 01:15:44,695 --> 01:15:47,064 I don't care how much money they have 993 01:15:47,231 --> 01:15:49,266 and what kind of job they have, 994 01:15:49,466 --> 01:15:53,537 as long as they have a job, some type of responsibility. 995 01:15:54,338 --> 01:15:55,906 Thank you. 996 01:15:56,173 --> 01:15:57,842 Not someone who's sitting in their mom's garage 997 01:15:58,075 --> 01:16:00,878 playing video games, waiting on their next bang. 998 01:16:01,145 --> 01:16:06,083 Sounds like you know what you want. 999 01:16:06,250 --> 01:16:10,788 I'm good at giving advice, but taking my own, 1000 01:16:11,055 --> 01:16:12,723 the jury's still out on that one. 1001 01:16:14,358 --> 01:16:15,592 Is that why you blog? 1002 01:16:17,427 --> 01:16:19,196 You know I blog? 1003 01:16:19,363 --> 01:16:22,599 Yes, I, I told you, you intrigue me. 1004 01:16:22,767 --> 01:16:27,137 I had to know who captured my heart. 1005 01:16:27,337 --> 01:16:28,773 Do you have a heart? 1006 01:16:29,039 --> 01:16:32,710 I did once. It was a long time ago. 1007 01:16:32,877 --> 01:16:33,778 What happened? 1008 01:16:35,379 --> 01:16:37,815 Safe to say, I was reborn. 1009 01:16:41,085 --> 01:16:42,753 What keeps you going, Michael? 1010 01:16:45,355 --> 01:16:46,256 Hope. 1011 01:16:48,125 --> 01:16:50,560 Hope that one day I can stop searching, 1012 01:16:51,729 --> 01:16:53,263 reset my life how I was. 1013 01:16:55,099 --> 01:16:57,601 Maybe let some light into this stark, lonely world. 1014 01:16:59,269 --> 01:17:00,304 You sound ready. 1015 01:17:02,372 --> 01:17:05,109 People need to be ready when they take the next step. 1016 01:17:05,275 --> 01:17:08,112 Most people are just forced into it by peer pressure, 1017 01:17:08,278 --> 01:17:09,413 and then it fails. 1018 01:17:12,717 --> 01:17:16,020 Do you wanna get outta here? 1019 01:17:17,587 --> 01:17:18,588 Sure. 1020 01:17:32,336 --> 01:17:34,371 There's a lot of eyes on us. 1021 01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:39,309 They've just never seen the real life Cinderella. 1022 01:17:47,684 --> 01:17:49,053 You're certain? 1023 01:17:49,253 --> 01:17:51,789 I'm so certain this is the bastard 1024 01:17:51,956 --> 01:17:53,490 that killed my grandfather. 1025 01:17:53,657 --> 01:17:57,862 I never forget a face. Especially that one. 1026 01:17:58,028 --> 01:17:59,897 Since you already owe me. 1027 01:18:00,097 --> 01:18:01,832 Ah, you can add that to your tab. 1028 01:18:01,999 --> 01:18:04,001 Miss anything. 1029 01:18:04,168 --> 01:18:06,370 So what do you wanna do? 1030 01:18:06,536 --> 01:18:08,839 I wanna put an end to this. 1031 01:18:09,006 --> 01:18:11,475 Free Tess from him. 1032 01:18:11,708 --> 01:18:14,011 This girl Tess that you wanna rescue. 1033 01:18:14,178 --> 01:18:16,146 Maybe she doesn't wanna be rescued. 1034 01:18:17,614 --> 01:18:19,349 What do you mean? 1035 01:18:19,616 --> 01:18:23,087 Marcus, she writes a blog about looking for Mr. Right. 1036 01:18:23,353 --> 01:18:24,721 She goes out on a ton of dates, 1037 01:18:24,889 --> 01:18:26,824 and who knows how many of them she sleeps with? 1038 01:18:26,991 --> 01:18:29,726 She's easy, guy. 1039 01:18:29,894 --> 01:18:35,365 Maybe they had a real connection. You know? 1040 01:18:35,632 --> 01:18:37,101 Maybe she decided to go with the so-called 1041 01:18:37,301 --> 01:18:39,103 bad boy on your date. 1042 01:18:39,303 --> 01:18:42,907 Chicks dig bad boys. Gives 'em a sense of adventure. 1043 01:18:43,073 --> 01:18:46,243 Is that what you look for? A bad boy? 1044 01:18:47,244 --> 01:18:49,679 Not at all. 1045 01:18:49,847 --> 01:18:52,349 The one I like is too oblivious to figure that one out. 1046 01:18:55,820 --> 01:18:58,088 - What? - Look- 1047 01:18:58,422 --> 01:19:01,558 Listen up people, we have location of his lair, 1048 01:19:01,826 --> 01:19:04,561 422 West 98th Street. 1049 01:19:04,728 --> 01:19:06,196 Getting a little leeway from Society, 1050 01:19:06,363 --> 01:19:08,065 but we need to move and we need to move fast. 1051 01:19:08,232 --> 01:19:09,533 Cheers up to the heroes. 1052 01:19:11,335 --> 01:19:13,770 Cheers. 1053 01:19:15,239 --> 01:19:16,140 Come on. 1054 01:19:18,708 --> 01:19:20,610 Uh, I'll bring that. 1055 01:19:36,726 --> 01:19:38,395 You are breathtaking. 1056 01:19:38,562 --> 01:19:41,298 I was just gonna say that about you. 1057 01:19:50,307 --> 01:19:55,012 You're trembling. Don't be afraid of me. 1058 01:19:55,212 --> 01:19:58,748 I'm not afraid of you, I'm afraid of me. 1059 01:19:58,916 --> 01:19:59,649 Oh. 1060 01:20:24,308 --> 01:20:26,043 I want you so bad. 1061 01:20:28,578 --> 01:20:32,449 Then take me. 1062 01:20:32,616 --> 01:20:35,652 - Are you sure? - Yes. 1063 01:20:46,964 --> 01:20:47,898 - Tess? - Ah! 1064 01:20:48,098 --> 01:20:50,367 Ah! 1065 01:20:50,534 --> 01:20:51,468 Ah! Ah! 1066 01:20:53,537 --> 01:20:55,572 Ah! 1067 01:20:55,839 --> 01:20:57,975 Tess? 1068 01:21:17,727 --> 01:21:19,163 Uh! 1069 01:21:23,033 --> 01:21:24,434 No! 1070 01:21:31,041 --> 01:21:32,742 Clear. 1071 01:21:55,932 --> 01:21:57,534 What's the plan? 1072 01:21:58,535 --> 01:22:00,237 We've got 15 minutes. 1073 01:22:00,504 --> 01:22:03,307 We need to do this quick and then contact the Society. 1074 01:22:03,573 --> 01:22:05,275 We don't need 15 minutes. 1075 01:22:05,542 --> 01:22:08,245 Go in, take him out, Rescue Tess. 1076 01:22:09,013 --> 01:22:10,647 Call it in and make the bust. 1077 01:22:10,914 --> 01:22:12,416 It won't be a caller if I don't get a confession. 1078 01:22:12,582 --> 01:22:16,320 No confession. He dies tonight. 1079 01:22:17,854 --> 01:22:19,156 We'll be your witnesses. 1080 01:22:20,090 --> 01:22:22,459 We'll be heroes to those victims' families. 1081 01:22:22,626 --> 01:22:24,394 Let's do this for them. 1082 01:22:24,561 --> 01:22:26,763 We have God on our side. 1083 01:22:29,599 --> 01:22:31,268 Ooh! 1084 01:22:31,535 --> 01:22:33,170 Huh, uh! 1085 01:22:40,477 --> 01:22:42,346 Ah! 1086 01:22:55,325 --> 01:22:57,361 - You got it. - Uh! 1087 01:23:05,169 --> 01:23:07,204 Uh! 1088 01:23:07,937 --> 01:23:08,838 Ah! 1089 01:23:17,581 --> 01:23:19,149 Uh! 1090 01:23:19,416 --> 01:23:21,451 Ah! Son of a... 1091 01:23:22,119 --> 01:23:23,553 All right. 1092 01:23:30,627 --> 01:23:34,631 Look at you. Not so tough no more. 1093 01:23:34,864 --> 01:23:36,300 Now it's coming, buddy. 1094 01:23:36,533 --> 01:23:38,068 Get your hands off me. 1095 01:23:45,475 --> 01:23:47,911 Take me. 1096 01:23:48,178 --> 01:23:51,348 Take you? I'm gonna stake you, man. 1097 01:23:59,156 --> 01:24:01,024 Lycanthrope. - They exist. 1098 01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:17,707 Oh! 1099 01:24:25,715 --> 01:24:27,217 Let's do this. 1100 01:24:29,653 --> 01:24:31,255 Ah! 1101 01:24:31,521 --> 01:24:33,423 Shit. 1102 01:24:34,491 --> 01:24:35,725 Eat me. 1103 01:24:35,992 --> 01:24:38,027 Ah! 1104 01:24:38,195 --> 01:24:40,464 Ah! 1105 01:24:40,730 --> 01:24:43,800 Ah! 1106 01:25:33,283 --> 01:25:34,984 Pep. Pep. 1107 01:25:35,385 --> 01:25:37,421 Pep, come on. 1108 01:25:38,388 --> 01:25:39,789 Pepper, come on. 1109 01:25:41,625 --> 01:25:43,927 Pep, Pepper, come on. 1110 01:25:45,329 --> 01:25:47,764 Pepper, come on. Oh, thank God. 1111 01:25:47,931 --> 01:25:49,333 Come on. I gotta get you outta here. 1112 01:25:49,599 --> 01:25:50,434 Come on. 1113 01:25:51,768 --> 01:25:52,636 Come on. 1114 01:26:15,359 --> 01:26:16,826 - Marcus. - Yeah? 1115 01:26:17,093 --> 01:26:19,028 - I love you. - I know. 1116 01:26:21,598 --> 01:26:22,632 Okay, come on. 1117 01:26:32,476 --> 01:26:37,146 So, you're a werewolf? 1118 01:26:37,381 --> 01:26:39,583 Don't even go there. 1119 01:26:41,818 --> 01:26:45,255 - Are you all right? - I will be. 1120 01:26:45,455 --> 01:26:47,724 It wasn't real silver. - That actually works? 1121 01:26:47,891 --> 01:26:49,426 Oh, yeah. 1122 01:26:49,626 --> 01:26:52,061 I mean, it hurts like hell still, but are you okay? 1123 01:26:52,228 --> 01:26:53,162 Huh. 1124 01:26:54,798 --> 01:26:56,566 I've been here before. 1125 01:26:58,868 --> 01:27:00,069 I feel much better now. 1126 01:27:02,406 --> 01:27:05,074 What should we do with him? 1127 01:27:05,241 --> 01:27:06,676 I'll clean him up. 1128 01:27:06,876 --> 01:27:08,878 I'll eat him. - Good evening, Mr. Connor. 1129 01:27:09,145 --> 01:27:10,680 Confirming your usual reservation for two 1130 01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:12,782 tomorrow evening at Renfield's. 1131 01:27:12,982 --> 01:27:14,918 I will have your usual bottle on ice 1132 01:27:15,184 --> 01:27:17,287 and look forward to seeing you again, ciao. 1133 01:27:19,689 --> 01:27:21,925 What are you doing tomorrow night? 1134 01:27:22,191 --> 01:27:23,293 We should have dinner. 1135 01:27:25,061 --> 01:27:27,597 Maybe. Depends what bottle's on ice. 1136 01:27:27,864 --> 01:27:29,799 Have to wait and see. 1137 01:27:31,735 --> 01:27:33,269 Got a lot to talk about. 1138 01:27:33,437 --> 01:27:35,572 We do? 1139 01:27:35,839 --> 01:27:38,274 Not every day you fall in love with a werewolf. 1140 01:27:38,442 --> 01:27:40,043 Oh, is that what's happening here?